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Tears leaked out of the gooses eyes. Like fat raindrops the tears splat agents the sandwich and were instantly soaked into its s


Shadows of the past chpt 1Chapter OneShadows of the past chpt 1
A stranger in the woods
She awoke with a sense of urgency. She pushed herself into a sitting position. I have to find have to warn have to She shakily rose to her feet. Who am I? Turning in an unsteady circle she observed the wood around her. Where am I? It was still, quiet. The wind ceased to blow. Birds fell silent. The only sound was the slight rustling of her feet against the lush grass. She arched her head back staring up at the trees. They seemed ridiculously tall, looming over her. She felt insignificant in comparison.
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~I'm warning you, if you open that door. I'm not responsible the carnage those cabbages will inflict on the world~
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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx
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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
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